Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Emma the empathetic electric eel

Once not so long ago, as a matter of fact, it was yesterday; probably in the afternoon sometime between lunch and your favorite television sitcom; there lived a little electric eel named Emma. Emma was no ordinary eel, Emma was an empathetic eel. Emma would shock people then tell them, "I know how you feel". This was of little comfort to her meals of course, but it was something.

The end.

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