Chocolate rabbit in the land of giant pink people...

There once was a chocolate rabbit named Cecil. Cecil was a brilliant scientist in the land of chocolate rabbits. He once invented a creme that would prevent melting in the hot summer months. This was of course a boon to all chocolate rabbits everywhere, and they even tried to elect him king of all chocolate rabbits. Cecil declined of course, as he is foremost a scientist, not a politician.

One fateful day, Cecil completed a year long project. It was a space / time continuum transport. "I've completed it!" announced Cecil. "It is complete, and there is no part of which is not complete.", he reiterated.

Cecil strapped on a little chocolate helmet and entered the machine. With the push of a chocolate button, and the pull of a little chocolate lever, Cecil was off. A brilliant flash announced Cecil's departure. Every chocolate rabbit was overjoyed at Cecil's departure. All that is, except of course, Roger the bill collector. It seems that chocolate rabbit science is an occupation that will run up a rather large bill.

"Blam-zippo!!!", the chocolate space / time continuum machine announced, as it entered the new dimension. "Ahh", thought Cecil. "I wonder what wonderful land I've arrived at?" Cecil opened the transport's door and peered out into a bleak and vast landscape. "What a bleak and vast landscape this is."

Cecil hopped out to examine his new discovery. "I claim this land for chocolate rabbits everywhere (except that is, unless there are other creatures much more fierce than us, and would pose a danger to the survival to our species, and in that case, they can keep it).

Just then, Cecil heard a wretched yell. "What could that be?" thought Cecil. Cecil hopped over a hill and saw a terrible sight. There in a valley were several overweight and pink things chasing about after chocolate animals of all sorts. There were chocolate Zebras, chocolate Hippopotami, and chocolate Wilda beasts. They were running for their lives from the large pink things. Every now and again, one of the giant pink things would catch and devour a poor chocolate beast.

Cecil was horrified. What kind of sick place was this, where the dominant species would catch and devour chocolate animals? Poor Cecil did not know, despite his tremendous aptitude for science and the learning arts, that he had inadvertently transported himself to the land of humans...at EASTER!!!

Cecil nearly lost tossed his chocolate chips at the terrifying sight before his eyes. As Cecil the chocolate rabbit scientist was attempting to compose himself, a large pink human fixed his gaze on Cecil's chocolaty goodness. "Mommy, I want the chocolate bunny!" Cecil's chocolate stomach sank as he realized the dire predicament he was in. "I've got to get away!", Cecil exclaimed.

Hopping and dodging the little fat chocolate-stained fingers, Cecil bound towards his chocolate ship. Closer and closer the overweight pink giant came. Faster and faster, Cecil hopped. Cecil could hear the heavy panting from the giant pinkling.

Cecil's head began to get dizzy as he began to worry that he might become the third course in this animal's chocolate smorgasboard. Cecil ran under a low lying bush, and the pink monster's leg became tangled in the branches. Down and down the creature fell, at last coming to a crash a mere inches from Cecil's scurrying frame. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!", cried the foul fleshy fiend.

Cecil made it to the transport and slammed the door. A quick switch and press of chocolate mechanisms and, "Wham-blooie!", Cecil was off.

Safely at home, Cecil gave up his life as a scientist, for it had almost cost him his life. Cecil settled in a small chocolate town, called Hershey. There he married a beautiful Dutch white chocolate rabbit and taught gym class at the local YRCA (figure that one out). He lived happily ever after and had a very sweet life.

The end.