Arnold the superior chimpanzee

Once there was a chimpanzee named Arnold. Arnold was superior in every way to other chimpanzee's. Scientists came from far and wide to examine Arnold. They all agreed, "Yep, he's superior in every way." Of course, this became a stumbling block to Arnold, as his pride quickly got in the way.

Everywhere Arnold went, he told people how superior he was to them. He would often explain that his biceps were superior to other chimpanzees, as was of course his rugged and masculine chin.

Soon people tired of Arnold's superior bragging and decided to band together and renounce that which they used to think was superior. Soon, everything was turned upside down and that which was once thought of as good, was now thought of as somewhat lame. Chimpanzees everywhere thought themselves quite brilliant in changing everything.

Unfortunately, their happiness soon changed, as they realized that by changing everything around, that they now placed the nerds at the top of the social strata, and as everyone knows, nerds throw perfectly terrible parties. Therefore, the chimpanzees had no more nice parties and get togethers and such.

The end.