Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Bacon...

There are several forces in the universe which move both man and mountain. The first and foremost is love. Love can make a grown man cry. The second of course, is bacon. Bacon. Just say the word and powerful emotions surge forth. Love and bacon. The two are almost too powerful to use in the same sentence. Bacon and love. Only slightly less powerful than saying it the other way around. Love with bacon. What are you talking about. What's wrong with you people. Bacon with love. A nice gift to someone who is really lucky. Luckier than me, as I currently have no bacon. So therefore, I am left with love. Love for bacon. Love of bacon. Man, I'd really love some bacon right now.

Bacon.

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