Little monster...

There once was a little monster who lived under the bed. Little monster lived with his family and had a very happy life. Little monster had a hard time getting to sleep every night, because he was afraid that there might be a child on top of the bed. "Mommy monster", Little monster said, "I'm afraid that there's a child over the bed." "Silly little monster" Mommy monster replied, "Don't be silly. There's no such thing as children."

"O.k." Little monster said, "and can you turn off the nightlight and open the closet door?" "Of course Little monster" she said lovingly. And with that he fell fast asleep.