The lazy perfectionist...

I am a lazy perfectionist.  This means that I want everything done exactly right, but don't have the gumption to actually getting around to getting it done.  This causes me to have alot of inner turmoil and angst.

  

I recently invented a really cool game.  It took me like a couple of months to actually get around to making the rules and stuff, but it's finally done.  It's going to be a sensation and will probably sweep the globe in like a week or something.  It's called "Lazy eights."  It's pretty sweet.  The way you play is that each player gets eight cards, then takes a nap.  

The end.